How men pee in a toilet

Social (and gays)
He goes to the toilet only with his friends. If he want to or if he not want to pee.

Shy
He can't pee if somebody looking. He washes down and will return later.

Stoic
If all the urinals are occupied, he pees into basin.

Jovial
He pees up and down and pegs at flies.

Stupid
He putts off t-shirt and pees into tight.

Drunk
He holds right thumb in left hand an pees into tight.

Radical
Fucking urinal, he pees on the wall.

Squint
He peers at the left urinal, pees in the center urinal and washes down the right urinal.

Inquisitive
He peers at penis of his neighbour and compares.

Refined
Elegant man, purifies the tie and pees at floor.

Cunning
He farts and then he will say the neighbour did it.

Childy
He peers bubbles in urinal.

Calm
He is stays for a long time and he reads newspapers.

Desperate
He stays in front for one hour and pees into tight.

Pragmatic
He waits until he has to get the trots and pees then. 

Butch
When he ends the pee, he wipes penis at urinal.