Antifa remake

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Do you know antifa? Wiki says:

"Militant anti-fascism is a form of anti-fascism that advocates the use of violence against fascism. Within the anti-fascist movement, the term militant anti-fascism is often used in contrast to liberal anti-fascism."

But this is not right. I have discovered the truth about Antifa. They are not against fascism or against rasism, they are against shampoos! There is piece of evidence:

The worst thing in IT guy's life

What is the most horrible thing in IT guy's life?

No, it isn't very few users of female sex (in the next text shortly "women") in the class. Every IT guy knows in the classes are men only, so we can't look at female's sinusoid like curves in lectures.

No, it aren't jokes, which are understood only by IT guys (for example: "Hey, do you know some function, which makes from string "mar" the number 3?" -- "Yes, strlen"). Yes, it is very unpleasant if you're ROFLing and all people are staying and thinking what is so funny. That's bad, but not the worst.

Very depressive for IT guys is, if he lives in student hostel with other people who don't study informatics and who don't have computer or notebook. The IT guy is working on computer all the time, but the others don't understand it. Then the computer guy have to listen the bullshits like "You have already sit at the computer for two hours!" or "Do you know anything except computers?". They don't understand us…

The really worst thing for IT guys is, the other people think, the IT guy knows EVERYTHING about computers and IT. I will show you some examples:

I was with a guy on brigade-work in a forest. If he had discovered I'm the IT guy, he asked me -- "My computer is broken, I can't connect to Internet, it show me some error. Where the hell is problem?" eh… I didn't know, of course. His answer was "What? How is it possible? Are you IT guy, right?!"

The next episode is a few hours old. My friend - user of female sex -had problem with some program in her computer. He asked me "how can I change the settings in this program… eeee… I don't know the name of program at this time, but you certainly know it. I would like this and this and this blablabla." I don't know the program so I answered, I can't help you. "What? You are IT guy!"

Yes, baby, I'm IT guy, but I don't know every program.