How men pee in a toilet

Social (and gays)
He goes to the toilet only with his friends. If he want to or if he not want to pee.

Shy
He can't pee if somebody looking. He washes down and will return later.

Stoic
If all the urinals are occupied, he pees into basin.

Jovial
He pees up and down and pegs at flies.

Stupid
He putts off t-shirt and pees into tight.

Drunk
He holds right thumb in left hand an pees into tight.

Radical
Fucking urinal, he pees on the wall.

Squint
He peers at the left urinal, pees in the center urinal and washes down the right urinal.

Inquisitive
He peers at penis of his neighbour and compares.

Refined
Elegant man, purifies the tie and pees at floor.

Cunning
He farts and then he will say the neighbour did it.

Childy
He peers bubbles in urinal.

Calm
He is stays for a long time and he reads newspapers.

Desperate
He stays in front for one hour and pees into tight.

Pragmatic
He waits until he has to get the trots and pees then. 

Butch
When he ends the pee, he wipes penis at urinal.

Antifa remake

Stop globalization! Save the World! Kill Beaver, rescue tree!

Do you know antifa? Wiki says:

"Militant anti-fascism is a form of anti-fascism that advocates the use of violence against fascism. Within the anti-fascist movement, the term militant anti-fascism is often used in contrast to liberal anti-fascism."

But this is not right. I have discovered the truth about Antifa. They are not against fascism or against rasism, they are against shampoos! There is piece of evidence:

The worst thing in IT guy's life

What is the most horrible thing in IT guy's life?

No, it isn't very few users of female sex (in the next text shortly "women") in the class. Every IT guy knows in the classes are men only, so we can't look at female's sinusoid like curves in lectures.

No, it aren't jokes, which are understood only by IT guys (for example: "Hey, do you know some function, which makes from string "mar" the number 3?" -- "Yes, strlen"). Yes, it is very unpleasant if you're ROFLing and all people are staying and thinking what is so funny. That's bad, but not the worst.

Very depressive for IT guys is, if he lives in student hostel with other people who don't study informatics and who don't have computer or notebook. The IT guy is working on computer all the time, but the others don't understand it. Then the computer guy have to listen the bullshits like "You have already sit at the computer for two hours!" or "Do you know anything except computers?". They don't understand us…

The really worst thing for IT guys is, the other people think, the IT guy knows EVERYTHING about computers and IT. I will show you some examples:

I was with a guy on brigade-work in a forest. If he had discovered I'm the IT guy, he asked me -- "My computer is broken, I can't connect to Internet, it show me some error. Where the hell is problem?" eh… I didn't know, of course. His answer was "What? How is it possible? Are you IT guy, right?!"

The next episode is a few hours old. My friend - user of female sex -had problem with some program in her computer. He asked me "how can I change the settings in this program… eeee… I don't know the name of program at this time, but you certainly know it. I would like this and this and this blablabla." I don't know the program so I answered, I can't help you. "What? You are IT guy!"

Yes, baby, I'm IT guy, but I don't know every program.

How to define a motherfucker in math

In math logic you don't have to write only math's laws, we can describe everything in our world. For example, in the following diagram you can see a logical expression which defines a motherfucker:



where 'A' is Anne and 'T' is Thomas. In normal speak the expression is: "Anne wants to Thomas and is not true that Thomas wants to Anne or Thomas wants to Anne only if he wants to have sex with Anne."

Cascading riddle

Well, do you think, you understand CSS and browsers? So you can try this riddle.

On the example page you will see a few colored streaks and your work is discover, where are the streaks defined without taking a look at the external CSS. The important thing is, that I don't use CSS property border. If I use it, there will be more and more streaks. In the site is no images, there are only HTML and Cascading Styles. And in the end don't look at the page in MSIE because this browser is susceptible to show pages... Unusual.

The page: Cascading riddle